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Things I Wish I Could Say That I Actually Did Say: Mr. Unusual from Match.Com

09.13.2012 by J. Doe // 1 Comment

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After I posted about Mr. Unusual’s astonishing* return to match.com, I was (actually) surprised to receive an email from one of my readers in response.

Calling Bullshit, she said, is reason enough to email him.

So I did: I forwarded my match.com email with his shiny new profile picture listed under my new matches, and added the comment:

Guess it didn’t work out with “the ex.” Best of luck.

He replied six minutes later:

Very close, but it did not.  I am still sad about it and probably should wait until January to start over. . .

He actually wrote that:  “…”

If you look closely, you can see the bullets I think I dodged.

No, I didn’t reply.

Yes, I have a sneaking feeling I haven’t heard the last of him.

 

*Yes, that was sarcasm.

Categories // Matchless, Things I Wish I Could Say Tags // dating, match.com, wisdom

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  1. Col says

    September 13, 2012 at 10:11 am

    I think it’s excellent that he has to think about how transparent he is.

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