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Weekend Cooking: Seattle Edible Book Festival

04.07.2012 by J. Doe // 16 Comments

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Last weekend in Wallingford was an event that featured two of my favorite things – Reading and Eating – all rolled into one glorious, pun-filled event. I heard about it at the last minute and so didn’t have an entry of my own – but since they do it every year, and now I know, I’ve got a whole year to work on my entry. Here are some of the most photogenic entries:

“The Call of the Wild Rice”

“The Immortal Life of Henrietta Latkes”

“The Satanic Purses”

“The Girl with the Dragon Fondue”

“Knitted Comforts for the Sole”

 The best part was, at the end of show, winners were announced (by Ben Franklin, Hermione Granger, Jacqueline Susanne, and Noel Coward), and the the audience got to eat the entries. Oddly, the fish remained untouched.

 

This is my contribution to Weekend Cooking, hosted by Beth Fish Reads. Why not swing by and see what other culinary and literary delights await?

Categories // Uncategorized Tags // pixels, Seattle, weekend cooking

Match.com: Date #3 – The Neverending Date, Part 5

04.05.2012 by J. Doe // 1 Comment

The date finally arrives. He has chosen a winery up in Woodinville that I have trouble finding, as it’s not so much a winery as it is a wine store with a restaurant attached, located in a strip mall.

At least I think that’s what it is. I’ll never know for sure, because it’s closed when I get there, and he’s standing in the parking lot.

He’s tall and awkward and looks older than I thought he would. He tries to come up with a Plan B, and he’s clearly very stressed about the whole thing. I am to follow him in my car, which I do.

For an hour.

During which time he calls me on his cell and we talk.

I’m not sure what we talked about, because the whole time I’m thinking, well, hopefully all this driving is leading to someplace special, because as it currently stands, I’m paying a babysitter so I can follow someone’s car through the suburbs and use up all my cellular minutes. And have I mentioned the price of gassing up my tank?

We get there. What is it with this guy and strip malls? We talked about Mario Batali and Alton Brown on the phone. But here we are: A Chinese restaurant in a strip mall.

The dim sum here is awesome, he says.

Except they don’t serve dim sum in the evening, the waiter informs him.

He’s crestfallen.

The food is actually pretty good although I suspect I am being generous – I want to like him and I want him to know about this amazing, secret hole in the wall place – it doesn’t look like much but it’s awesome! Only a real foodie would know it.

We talk and talk and talk until the waiter is running the vacuum under our table.

In the parking lot, he gives me homemade peppermint ice cream and homemade caramels. I taste the ice cream right there and pronounce it good – which it is, although if I were to make it I would have more chunks of candy cane in it. I don’t say this.

He rambles on about why his homemade ice cream is better than what you buy in the store (no fillers).

Like the phone calls and IMs and emails, this evening will not end.

I need to go home.

I say, are you going to keep giving me recipes or kiss me goodnight already?

Oh, he says.

He puts his hands on either side of my face and kisses me so intensely  that I completely forget where I am and who I’m kissing. I’ve got my arms around him and no idea how they got there.

Yeah, okay. I could do that again.

He texts me several times on the drive home.

 

Categories // Matchless Tags // dating, match.com

Sorry, Wrong Number

04.03.2012 by J. Doe // 3 Comments

My phone rang yesterday. I didn’t recognize the name or number, but since it was a local area code, I answered. The woman on the phone says she’s lost her cat and been given my phone number to call for information.

I’m confused, and don’t think much of it, since I have one of those phone numbers that sound like it belongs to a business. I tell her she has the wrong number and wish her luck.

She calls back a little while later, and I don’t answer.

A little while after that, I get another call, this time from a man – also with a local phone number, so I answer. He says he’s been given my number by the Pet Microchip Service, and that The Child had found his cat, which was dead.

I say, there must be some mistake. My Child would have told me if she’d found a cat. We have two pets registered with that same service: The service made a mistake. I hope you find your cat.

A short while after that, the service calls. They had received a call from The Child the other day, they say. She reported finding a dead cat with one of their collar tags a few days ago. She found it at the College next door to our house.

That doesn’t sound right, I tell him. And then it hits me: Yes, I have two pets registered with this service, but in my name, not the name of my eleven-year-old child. And I certainly didn’t mention that I live next door to the College when I filled out their forms.

I call The Child, who’s at school. Her teacher brings her to the phone.

Sweetheart, I say. Did you find somebody’s cat recently?

Yes, she says.

Do you know what happened to the cat? I ask. The owner called me and wants to know.

The cat died, she said. So I buried it.

I’m sorry, what?

Where did you bury it? I ask.

At the college, by the tree, she says. I don’t know. I’m not really sure. I put it in a shoebox and I buried it.

Why didn’t you tell me this? I ask.

I don’t know. I didn’t want to.

Why did you bury the cat?

Because it was dead, she says.

This is all perfectly logical, I think. But is it normal? Do I want to know? Does she need help? Do I?

I call the cat’s owner back and report that, yes, my child found his cat, called the service number from the collar, read the ID to them off the tag, and then buried the cat.

Did she find just the collar? Was the collar on the cat? he asks.

I realize what he wants to know: if the collar was found but not the cat, maybe his cat is still out there.

Except I’ve just told him, my child buried his cat. I repeat this.

That’s … incredible, he says. Then after a pause: Is it possible for me to speak to this child? I’d just like to understand what happened.

Yes, I tell him, call me back this evening after dinner. I’d like to talk to her first.

I pick The Child up from school and in the car, we discuss the cat. She answers all my questions: Yes, she wore gloves when she touched it. She buried it near the tree near the tulips, but isn’t sure she could find the spot again. Yes, it was definitely dead: something had been eating at it. And she didn’t tell me because she just didn’t want to talk about it.

Which I guess I can understand.

Once we cover the facts, she tells me about her day at school and the game she played with her friend.  She really liked the Hawaiian bagel I put into her lunch.

That evening, the man calls back at exactly the time he said he would.

The Child says, okay, I can talk to him. I can do it myself.

She takes the phone into another room, and comes back in less than five minutes, done.

I ask, was it okay?

I ask myself, Is this normal for eleven? Is this mature? If so, is that good? And a hundred other questions.

She says, Yes. He was nice. He just wanted to know where the cat was buried.

I say, well, I can understand that. We’d want to know too.

Yes, she says.

I should say something here, but I’m at a complete loss. Finally I try: I think you did the right thing, honey. You were very mature.

She walks over to me, and puts her arms around me, and buries her head into me, and weeps.

 

This post is linked up with Just Write and Pour Your Heart Out.

Categories // All By Myself Tags // single parenting

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