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Things I Wish I Could Say: Why I’m Divorcing

09.20.2012 by J. Doe // 1 Comment

Hate is a strong word and shouldn’t be used lightly – and I’m not.

I hate Him.

If you knew the reasons why, you would understand.

But I can’t tell you, and I’m sorry about that, because you’re here and listening and I have so much to say to you. The lawyer has asked me not to, until everything is settled.

When I say “asked” what I mean is “insisted.”

When I hired the lawyer and began the divorce process, I warned him up front: I have a story to tell you that will make you uncomfortable. It makes everyone uncomfortable. I’m warning you because I cannot stand the way people flinch when I tell them – so since I’m paying you and all, I’d prefer if you didn’t flinch.

He said, I’ve been in this business for twenty years, I’ve heard just about everything.

So I said, not this. And I told him.

He conceded my point. I would have preferred not to have had the upper hand on that one, but I guess I’ll enjoy the little victories where I get them.

But he didn’t flinch, so I hired him.

I am counting the days until arbitration: Fourteen. I guess I should wait until everything is signed, sealed, and delivered, which will be a while after that.

One thing I’m not doing is signing anything that would prevent me from speaking.

I want to tell you. I wish I could.

Categories // Things I Wish I Could Say Tags // divorce

Things I Wish I Could Say That I Actually Did Say: Mr. Unusual from Match.Com

09.13.2012 by J. Doe // 1 Comment

After I posted about Mr. Unusual’s astonishing* return to match.com, I was (actually) surprised to receive an email from one of my readers in response.

Calling Bullshit, she said, is reason enough to email him.

So I did: I forwarded my match.com email with his shiny new profile picture listed under my new matches, and added the comment:

Guess it didn’t work out with “the ex.” Best of luck.

He replied six minutes later:

Very close, but it did not.  I am still sad about it and probably should wait until January to start over. . .

He actually wrote that:  “…”

If you look closely, you can see the bullets I think I dodged.

No, I didn’t reply.

Yes, I have a sneaking feeling I haven’t heard the last of him.

 

*Yes, that was sarcasm.

Categories // Matchless, Things I Wish I Could Say Tags // dating, match.com, wisdom

Things I Wish I Could Say: Mr. Unusual from Match.com

09.03.2012 by J. Doe // 4 Comments

Ah, yes. I actually predicted this, if only to myself: That Mr. Unusual would find his way back to match.com, and show up as a “new match” in my email inbox.

And so he did, this morning – with a nice new picture profile and updated profile.

I want to email him and call bullshit.

I just can’t think of a good reason why I should.

Categories // Matchless, Things I Wish I Could Say Tags // dating, match.com, single

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