Two days later, to my amazement, I received an email from Mr. Unusual.
I thought I would let you know that I have gotten back together with my ex and I am now off Match. You sound like a great person and I am sorry we didn’t end up meeting – I am sure you will find a great match.
I laugh. Mr. Unusual, although the guilt you’re obviously feeling is somewhat edifying, you are not even a good liar.