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The Show Goes On, Part 4

05.21.2015 by J. Doe // 2 Comments

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I have the Drama Teacher’s phone number on my phone: He texted me the evening of The Child’s tantrum. I re-read the text, replay our conversations, and wonder why someone not only noticed I was the author of a Yelp review for a random coffee shop of no particular note in a city plagued with coffee shops, but actually remembered the details of the text.

I begin to stop there more often, sometimes to meet a friend for coffee and hear about her online dating adventures, other times to pick up a cup to go, when I’m on my way to or from the supermarket I don’t especially like that happens to be across the street.

I go to another coffee shop with a different friend, who works in the local public school, and ask what she thinks, and she’s firm: It’s frowned on.

I talk to my chatty coworker – the one who I’d never go to for professional advice – and she says, text him. Invite him to check out the coffee place with you. It’s spring break, live a little.

Validated, I spend an hour composing a text: If you are around this week, would you like to check out that coffee place that I reviewed on Yelp?

An hour later, the reply arrives: Hey You! I’m in Los Angeles this week. Thanks for the thought! There’s a smileyface before the last statement, something I’m not sure I’ve ever seen in a text from a man before.

It’s a great reply, says my coworker. Now ask him to tell you a date he is free.

But I remember all the reasons I never ask her for professional advice, and simply say, Another time! Enjoy your trip, but receive no reply.

Categories // Matchless Tags // dating

Comments

  1. Toby @ Plate Fodder says

    May 21, 2015 at 4:44 am

    I dunno…. I’m saying – ” bullet dodged…. crazy, possible stalker bullet”

    Reply
    • J. Doe says

      May 21, 2015 at 5:57 am

      I found out not long afterward that he’s moving back to LA, leaving after the school year. My personal track record would suggest he might have been looking for a liferaft. I attract them like flies.

      Reply

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